I don’t necessarily like cliches; but I am blonde and I am blind.

This leaves me open for countless jokes and jabs at my appearance and genes. I am typically bad with directions, but I also can’t see very far – so street and road signs aren’t very helpful. Ask me to look at something and I usually have to focus in on it, making my face look goofy and screwy in the process.

And while I am on now day 5 of being sick, I am giving up on this post and turning my brain back off.